Sunday, April 12, 2009

28) Wallows in his own Sigeness


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13 comments:

  1. SIGE!!April 13, 2009 at 6:32 AM

    What the hell???? Where did this picture come from?? Who is watching me while I sleep?? Also, it clearly looks like I wasn't the one that pulled my pants down....

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  2. Display nameApril 13, 2009 at 7:17 AM

    Is that you justify your lifestyle?!?!
    - Dude, it not gay if IIIIIII don't pull my pants down...

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  3. SIGE!!April 13, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    So that's your admission of doing it?? You're a sick fuck.

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  4. Display nameApril 14, 2009 at 4:14 PM

    Nooooooo... Patricia and I found you like that after you kept us up all night making noises with Gabe. By the way I'm in Serbia this week.
    - YEAH! SerbHea
    NO. SerBIa
    - yyyeeeeaaAHHHHH!! I'll SerbHEup a piece of my ass!!!
    Seriously?!?! does everything have to be gay with you?
    - What??? I'm just saying, Johnnycakes.
    Ok. Goodbye Jere.
    - Jereycakes.
    I'm leaving.
    - There Sigesational!!

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  5. SIGE!!April 14, 2009 at 8:27 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAH :Jereycakes"! Aaaaand to YOU, sir

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  6. Display nameApril 18, 2009 at 5:03 PM

    Here is the itenerary I have worked out for us:
    Sige D.C. --> Milan
    Milan --> Florence
    Florence --> Rome
    Rome ---> Greece
    Greece --> Germany
    Germany ---> Madrid
    Madrid ---> Germany
    Germany ---> D.C.

    Joe and I will be going to Prague the week before you get here...

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  7. Display nameApril 18, 2009 at 5:09 PM

    Greece will primarily be Athens but we will be renting a boat to explore some of the islands

    - YEAHH!! Chris I'm o..

    Let me guess, You're on a boat

    - How'd you know?

    Well, because 99% of your "humor" is pop culture based. You don't even try anymore.

    - WHahahahahwhaaaaat!! Well your head is bigger than Ki...

    Let me guess, Kim Kardashian's butt?!?

    - How'd you know?

    {sigh}

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  8. SIGE!!April 19, 2009 at 1:12 PM

    Hahahah. So this is how we're communicating now? You're going to let a creation of Amanda Peepants be our middleman?

    - YYyyyyeeeahh!!! I've always just been trying to get in your pants but if you want to add another MAN in the middle there, I'm game.

    No, Chris. That's not what I meant. I meant instead of email we're using a BLOG of all things as our only form of communication

    -OOOHHHHH YYYEEEAAAH!!! If the middleMAN doesn't have a penis than I'm certainly game to CUMM in the UNIC's ATION

    That's not really even making sense anymore. Can you atleast tell me the dates of the tickets? I have to be back for my friend's wedding on June 20th.

    - What will you give me?

    Umm, I'll reimburse you and then maybe a thank you and a handshake.

    - How about a spank you and a Fuckshake? YYYYYEEAHHH!!

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  9. PieperApril 20, 2009 at 12:21 PM

    I've made a huge mistake...

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  10. Display nameApril 20, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    NO!!! I don't want to go to Europe anymore, I want to go to South America!
    - Uraguay?
    Oh no! Is it that obvious
    - No, I'm asking if thats whre in South America you wanted to go?
    OHHHhh.... I thought you were say..
    - I know what you thought Jere
    And then I want to go to Hawaii!
    - For the beaches and great weather?
    Nooooo I want to go to the observatory
    - Ok. Why?
    To try to get a look at URANUSssssssssssssssssyyyyyyyyeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Sige!

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  11. SIGE!!April 20, 2009 at 6:35 PM

    So instead of informing me of the dates or how much I owe you, you instead took the opportunity to reformulate some travelling "jokes" you read on Bazooka Joe wrappers and confuse our roles in your self-conversation
    - I didn't mean to switch us around it's just...
    Oh god, Chris. Don't say it, I already know and it's no longer funny. It's just creepy.
    - It's just I want to either..
    *sigh* Are you really going to go through it?
    - BE you or....
    Really Chris? It's your last chance, you don't need to say it. We all get it. We're here FOR you. We all support you here.
    - or be INSIDE YOU!!! YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
    *sigh* I give up. Guess I'll see you in Milan, at some date and at some time.

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  12. Display nameApril 21, 2009 at 9:36 AM

    Sadly I laughed harder at HugandKiss' 5 words than anything we came up with.
    - Yeah Chris I cam...
    No Jere, dont!
    - I'm just saying, reading our words makes m...
    Seriously. Do Not.
    - But you said we both c...
    NO! NO I didn't. You know what I meant.
    - Great, I hope your happy, now I have bl...
    Goodbye Sige.

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  13. SIGE!!April 21, 2009 at 8:45 PM

    I just laughed harder at that than anything else this year

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