30) Can't properly clean his nose

I zoomed back out in this photo because I love and respect you all so much. But remember -- NEVER FORGET -- what this is really a photo of.

29) Does not understand the difference between a blog and an email

see comments in 28. Oh for eff's sake...

28) Wallows in his own Sigeness

27) hails from the same gene pool as Chris "please put that in my anus" Sturm.

I was just joking. Sturmmy doesn't know big words like anus.

26) Too irresponsible to keep track of his bathing habits let alone team t-shirts.

Who elected this guy team captain? Only thing he's qualified to be captain of is 'jerks'. yeah. Jeremy Sigel. Captain Jerk.

25) Covered in Semen

24) mishearing the recommendation of "change your effing bed sheets" as "change your effing bed shits."

It's just gross, germz. For reals.

23) lack of acceptance of modern dentistry

you don't get the name General Gingivitis without earning it

22) vomit-flavored cologne

21) annual changing of the garb

... under-garb, that is.

20) writhing in his own filth

R.I.P. Pee

Did you know if you rearrange Pieper you get R.I.P. Pee??
and with pee dead there is only poo.
Amanda Poo.
EEeerie how well that fits........

19) GIGANTIC head. Hard to clean.

18) CM-P dates.

I am grateful

that I know a 30 year old that still has the mindset to create a site like this. Soul what?

17)

16) semi-annual bathing habits

15) bull semen

14) gangrenous hemmeroids

13) scabies

12) chronic halitosis

11) monkey butt sniffing

10) crotch rot

9) horse feces

8) being slapped in the face by random peni

'peni' is the little known plural of 'penis'

7) my mom's hoo-hoo

6) your mom's hoo-hoo

5) gas passing

that one's for moots

4) cheap hookers

3) stale booze

2) general lameness

1) b.o.

(that means body odor, moots)