30) Can't properly clean his nose

I zoomed back out in this photo because I love and respect you all so much. But remember -- NEVER FORGET -- what this is really a photo of.

29) Does not understand the difference between a blog and an email

see comments in 28. Oh for eff's sake...

28) Wallows in his own Sigeness

27) hails from the same gene pool as Chris "please put that in my anus" Sturm.

I was just joking. Sturmmy doesn't know big words like anus.

26) Too irresponsible to keep track of his bathing habits let alone team t-shirts.

Who elected this guy team captain? Only thing he's qualified to be captain of is 'jerks'. yeah. Jeremy Sigel. Captain Jerk.

25) Covered in Semen

24) mishearing the recommendation of "change your effing bed sheets" as "change your effing bed shits."

It's just gross, germz. For reals.